23
Apr
09

I’m Afraid of Americans

It’s funny and sad. The United States is in America. He’s right there. There are of course a lot of other countries in North, Central & South America.  I wonder if Shepherd knows that. And what kind of name is Shepherd?

Yes you do /did torture America.

I know at the very least Fox Journalism should be listed next to Water Boarding as a type of torture. Thank the Buddah Australian TV news hasn’t gotten that bad (yet!)

Lucky Boris Yeltsin is Dead!

26
Feb
09

Fremantle Dockers Rookie Surprise Inspection

Rookie: Hamish

Rookie: Hamish

According to fremantlefc.com.au Hamish Shepheard is a “versatile tall forward who has the ability to go back if needed and this was highlighted throughout the NAB AFL U18 Championships. Mobile for his size, reads the game well and has clean hands.”

He is tall. He can run (apparently to order). He has clean hands. Excellent. Good selection criteria there Freo. We’re sure to win a premiership now. Whilst the ‘scouts’ were admiring Hamish’s manicure, no one noticed he is clearly descendent of rat, if not actually some kind of were-rat. But maybe I’m being overly critical (again) comrade. Perhaps choosing young weedy rookies with rat powers might come in handy if the AFL keeps changing the rules. I can see NAB pre-season of the future (say 2020), where the home side can choose non conventional surfaces for the game. Freo of course will choose the rat infested docks of the Fremantle harbour. Having a giant rat-man on the team will seem like an uncanny advantage. But back in 2008 the selectors knew what they were doing… geniuses!

Hooray!

Lucky Boris Yeltsin is Dead!

14
Feb
09

Shot through the heart?

The lonely little town of Geolzhofen, where a lonely heart waits patiently for love

The lonely little town of Geolzhofen, where one lonely heart waits patiently for love.

It’s the day after Valentine’s Day and I know for many of you, Cupid’s arrow once again missed its mark. Stupid cherub.  I know life can be cruel in this regard comrade. You have my sympathy.  When you strip away all of its distractions you realise what’s really important is finding the right companion, a soul mate, the one. But chin up lonely heart, maybe your love has arrived in the form of one very special German “lady”. Meet my friend  Angelika Pellegrini who, coincidentally,  is also tragically single. She comes from a very small town in Bavaria. Geolzhofen only has a population of 7,000, so its hard to find like minded people that share common interests… You know like wetness. Clarkfred33s don’t grow on trees you know. So maybe Angelika is the one you’ve been looking for intrepid reader? Why not visit her Flickr photostream and ask yourself if you wouldn’t be happier right now, cosy in bed with Angelika.

Aren’t you lucky I have your best interests at heart? Aren’t you…

Lucky Boris Yeltsin Is Dead!

P.S: For those poor suckers out there without a Flickr account:

Angelika reclining on mattress in her space suit (wig off)

Angelika reclining on mattress in her space suit (wig off)

22
Nov
08

Priceless Cake

Thought I’d share the pain of this video of two yanky morons decorating a cake.

I think it qualifies as both funny and sad. Get ready to wince.

Lucky Boris Yeltsin is Dead! and doesn’t care much for cake decorations

01
Nov
08

old man clarkfred33′s wet woman fetish

A spirited, Halloween costume swim! Drenching the costume is part of the spirit!

clarkfred33's muse/ wife, Valerie. Original caption reads: A spirited, Halloween costume swim! Drenching the costume is part of the spirit!

You can find the strangest people on the interweb. Whilst looking for Halloween foolishness I stumbled upon clarkfred33′s photostream and comrades, my life will never be the same again.

At first I thought, WTF that’s weird to be swimming in your halloween costume. However on further inspection it seems clarkfred33 encourages his wife; Valerie to jump into water – fully clothed – at any opportunity. I think I might have stumbled upon a kind of fetish for senior citizens. Or at least for clarkfred33 who fervently describes in his captions, how very wet, drenched, transparent and soaked Valerie is getting.

Remember clarkfred33 writes these descriptions they are borderline perverted, totally stupefying:

With the purse now getting wet, and clothes mostly soaked, it is time for a full drench and swim! Valerie didnt bother to shoreline her purse and shoes. They, along with all jewelry, went fully in, too!

With the purse now getting wet, and clothes mostly soaked, it is time for a full drench and swim! Valerie didn't bother to shoreline her purse and shoes. They, along with all jewelry, went fully in, too!

Valerie - Wading at night

Valerie's new white skirt is now drenched to transparent, and is somewhat floating. The silkish blouse still is not showing much wetness, even after dipping down to soak it!

We came home from a favorite dine and dance club, with heavy smoke lingering. Valerie decided to shower wash her hair, still in her best clothes! The clothes were going to have to get washed, anyway, so soaking them was part of the fun. March, 1989.

We came home from a favorite dine and dance club, with heavy smoke lingering. Valerie decided to shower wash her hair, still in her best clothes! The clothes were going to have to get washed, anyway, so soaking them was part of the fun. March, 1989.

Mostly no smiles, today, in this leather coat soak and drench sequence. Vals black and white skirt is now fully wet.

Mostly no smiles, today, in this leather coat soak and drench sequence. Val's black and white skirt is now fully wet.

Are you shaking your head in disbelief yet? Are you wondering if Valerie is always up for these “adventures” or is she being cajoled into it by clarkfred33? Well it gets a little more interesting comrade because when not taking happy snaps with his Fujifilm FinePix of his wife jumping into the surf, swimming pool, shower, jacuzzi, or fountains fully clothed, clarkfred33 doesn’t mind observing the younger ladies. Here’s a few typical shots, awkwardly titled and suggestively captioned:

Fun and enjoyment, here, as seen from the pier! Nice, pink bikini!

Fun and enjoyment, here, as seen from the pier! Nice, pink bikini!

This handstand lasted a bit longer than others; the balance was centered. It was fun to watch and photograph this beach enjoyment.

This handstand lasted a bit longer than others; the balance was centered. It was fun to watch and photograph this beach enjoyment.

Your photographer had attended the Red Bull Flugtag event hoping to see the crowd have water access, and maybe results such as this! No Tampa water access. This quick photo is at Clearwater Beach. Really nice white, wet pants scene, but please note there is a bathing suit on under there.

Your photographer had attended the Red Bull Flugtag event hoping to see the crowd have water access, and maybe results such as this! No Tampa water access. This quick photo is at Clearwater Beach. Really nice white, wet pants scene, but please note there is a bathing suit on under there.

And finally, may I present you the honest faced, drencher himself mr clarkfred33!!!:

My lady took this, just prior to the camera being put away. Your photographer then joined Valerie in a full swim, wearing the already wetted jacket. Shoes, wallet, and glasses went swimming, too. We did go to dinner, still dripping from the adventure!

clarkfred33 in a rare moment in front of the camera... the original caption reads: My lady took this, just prior to the camera being put away. Your photographer then joined Valerie in a full swim, wearing the already wetted jacket. Shoes, wallet, and glasses went swimming, too. We did go to dinner, still dripping from the adventure!

If you like clarkefred33′s work I encourage you leave a comment under the above photo.

Oh wetwoman fetishist, Happy Halloween! You’re just

Lucky Boris Yeltsin Is Dead!

28
Oct
08

Keith Richards prostitutes himself for fascist fashionistas

Keith Richards the Louis Vuitton High Class Hooker

Keith Richards the Louis Vuitton High Class Hooker

You are not hallucinating comrade. I had to look twice at huge billboard like this in the city, where new store is soon to be opening its doors. Louis Vuitton is pimping high class prostitute – Keith Richards.

My interweb research informs me he’s donating his fee to Al Gore’s Climate Project.

A good cause ya? But does that make it Ok? Does it forgive this monumental sellout? The real caption to the above image will make you vomit in your mouth… are you ready?

“Some journeys cannot be put into words. New York. 3 am. Blues in C.”

I like polka, and not keen on young people music, but Richards is considered a potent male celebrity of some substantial dirty-rock-rebel-legend status ya? Like a pirate ya? Sadly now, he’s saying it’s ok to buy this overpriced French crap. Not very “pirate-rock”, Richards!

I don’t know which is worst though: more people buying $1,000+ handbags and thinking they are a little more grungy-rock-cool (instead of dickheads – it’s just a bag for christsakes!) or; the Vuitton brand thinking people will ‘buy’ this newfound rock sensibility. Yeah Frenchy Vuitton execs I’m sure you are the real deal, just rocking out in your filthy, luxury, yachts o’ rock all the time! But I betchya stupid consumers will bite, chew and swallow it. God, how I hate those people!

According to French author, Stephanie Bonvicini, Louis Vuitton also bought the Nazi’s favour by actively supporting their puppet Vichy regime in France during WWII. I wonder if they gave their countrymen  matching luggage as they were being sent to concentration camps in Germany?

Now watch this painful video of “Rolling Stones Richards” prostituting himself in hotel room for Louis Vuitton the “King of bags”.

Lucky Boris Yeltsin is Dead!

17
Oct
08

Zombie McCain!

shoot him in the head! its the only way!

shoot him in the head! it's the only way!

Click here to grab fun shit by Frightening Prospect

Click here to grab 'fun shit' by Frightening Prospect




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