It’s funny and sad. The United States is in America. He’s right there. There are of course a lot of other countries in North, Central & South America. I wonder if Shepherd knows that. And what kind of name is Shepherd?
Yes you do /did torture America.
I know at the very least Fox Journalism should be listed next to Water Boarding as a type of torture. Thank the Buddah Australian TV news hasn’t gotten that bad (yet!)
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Rookie: Hamish
According to fremantlefc.com.au Hamish Shepheard is a “versatile tall forward who has the ability to go back if needed and this was highlighted throughout the NAB AFL U18 Championships. Mobile for his size, reads the game well and has clean hands.”
He is tall. He can run (apparently to order). He has clean hands. Excellent. Good selection criteria there Freo. We’re sure to win a premiership now. Whilst the ‘scouts’ were admiring Hamish’s manicure, no one noticed he is clearly descendent of rat, if not actually some kind of were-rat. But maybe I’m being overly critical (again) comrade. Perhaps choosing young weedy rookies with rat powers might come in handy if the AFL keeps changing the rules. I can see NAB pre-season of the future (say 2020), where the home side can choose non conventional surfaces for the game. Freo of course will choose the rat infested docks of the Fremantle harbour. Having a giant rat-man on the team will seem like an uncanny advantage. But back in 2008 the selectors knew what they were doing… geniuses!
Hooray!
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The lonely little town of Geolzhofen, where one lonely heart waits patiently for love.
It’s the day after Valentine’s Day and I know for many of you, Cupid’s arrow once again missed its mark. Stupid cherub. I know life can be cruel in this regard comrade. You have my sympathy. When you strip away all of its distractions you realise what’s really important is finding the right companion, a soul mate, the one. But chin up lonely heart, maybe your love has arrived in the form of one very special German “lady”. Meet my friend Angelika Pellegrini who, coincidentally, is also tragically single. She comes from a very small town in Bavaria. Geolzhofen only has a population of 7,000, so its hard to find like minded people that share common interests… You know like wetness. Clarkfred33s don’t grow on trees you know. So maybe Angelika is the one you’ve been looking for intrepid reader? Why not visit her Flickr photostream and ask yourself if you wouldn’t be happier right now, cosy in bed with Angelika.
Aren’t you lucky I have your best interests at heart? Aren’t you…
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P.S: For those poor suckers out there without a Flickr account:
Angelika reclining on mattress in her space suit (wig off)
Thought I’d share the pain of this video of two yanky morons decorating a cake.
I think it qualifies as both funny and sad. Get ready to wince.
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