Archive for October, 2008


Keith Richards prostitutes himself for fascist fashionistas

Keith Richards the Louis Vuitton High Class Hooker

Keith Richards the Louis Vuitton High Class Hooker

You are not hallucinating comrade. I had to look twice at huge billboard like this in the city, where new store is soon to be opening its doors. Louis Vuitton is pimping high class prostitute – Keith Richards.

My interweb research informs me he’s donating his fee to Al Gore’s Climate Project.

A good cause ya? But does that make it Ok? Does it forgive this monumental sellout? The real caption to the above image will make you vomit in your mouth… are you ready?

“Some journeys cannot be put into words. New York. 3 am. Blues in C.”

I like polka, and not keen on young people music, but Richards is considered a potent male celebrity of some substantial dirty-rock-rebel-legend status ya? Like a pirate ya? Sadly now, he’s saying it’s ok to buy this overpriced French crap. Not very “pirate-rock”, Richards!

I don’t know which is worst though: more people buying $1,000+ handbags and thinking they are a little more grungy-rock-cool (instead of dickheads – it’s just a bag for christsakes!) or; the Vuitton brand thinking people will ‘buy’ this newfound rock sensibility. Yeah Frenchy Vuitton execs I’m sure you are the real deal, just rocking out in your filthy, luxury, yachts o’ rock all the time! But I betchya stupid consumers will bite, chew and swallow it. God, how I hate those people!

According to French author, Stephanie Bonvicini, Louis Vuitton also bought the Nazi’s favour by actively supporting their puppet Vichy regime in France during WWII. I wonder if they gave their countrymen  matching luggage as they were being sent to concentration camps in Germany?

Now watch this painful video of “Rolling Stones Richards” prostituting himself in hotel room for Louis Vuitton the “King of bags”.

Lucky Boris Yeltsin is Dead!


Zombie McCain!

shoot him in the head! its the only way!

shoot him in the head! it's the only way!

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The Village Petstore and Charcoal Grill

Via Wooster

When genius street artist Banksy gets his hands on animatronics and a shop in NY, NY. This is what happens. I like Banksy. He said this apparently:

Think outside the box, collapse the box, and take a fucking sharp knife to it.



Fish Fingers

Sausages (careful ladies, this one is quasi erotic)

Rabbit (now I’m aroused!)

Is this the bit where I give it stars or something?

Ok it’s quite good, how about: 42 stars? Happy? Reviewers make your life that much easier. Anyway I hope Banksy doesn’t stop the random, street based, “box-breaking”, sabotage art, winding up the slave capitalist paradigm. That shit rocks. Look here for more:

~ Lucky Boris Yeltsin Is Dead! (and lucky that bunny’s cage is too small for a Russian)


George Lucas: making slavery sexy… again!

Thanks George. Princess Leia awoke me from the slumbers of childhood innocence. Important. I loved your shit… and then the prequals came out and I think you ham-fisted it. Then the animated clone wars movie stole a good hour from my life I’ll never get back, and now this: Secret Wishes Princess Leia Slave Costume.

I just want to go back to sleep. Don’t get me wrong – I still think it / she is sexy but now there’s two big ‘buts’…

But… #1

Hopefully some of you are waking up to the fact that slavery still exists in the world today. It’s not cool. George however begs to differ, he’s going against the grain. George is back to flogging that good ol’ trusty, dead horse of merchandising called ‘Return of the Jedi’ by endorsing this Halloween (or other ‘special occasion’) get up. Slavery just isn’t as tasteful as it was in 1986.

But… #2

The not-Carrie-Fisher-girls just can’t pull it off. What’s funny and sad is there are girls who actually buy and wear the Princess Leia Slave outfit. Who knows why… maybe in the hopes of snaring a rich Star Wars geek at a comic Book convention (Exhibit A). Maybe there are more geek girls than I thought. Maybe “only in America!”.

May I also present girl with low self esteem awesomeness (via the really switched on guys down at the Hollywood Internet Cafe)  as Exhibit B?

and may the force be with you god bless you in Exhibit C:

So back to this rad merching venture of slave bikinis which btw go for US$55. I wonder how much of that goes to George. I hope a big fistful. Obviously the bikinis are only available in sizes extra small through to medium. What George is saying here is:


Have to protect the integrity of the brand you see. I’m sure you understand. To be a Princess Leia slave girl you have to be thin like Melissa, in the very embeddable videos you’ve just watched (again I can’t thank the cool dudes at Hollywood Internet Cafe enough for their Cinéma vérité genius).

Good news is George can’t stop you from being ugly, old or stupid! So yeah, ‘stay on target’ fat geek girls. Diet for your right to wear chains and embarrass your gender and yourselves in front of tens of my readers!

~ Lucky Boris Yeltsin Is Dead! (A long time ago In a galaxy far far away)


Ok I couldn’t resist one more video of Melissa pulling some sexy, sultry shapes whilst looking good and speaking the wisest of truths imaginable about slavery:

Also put your 3D glasses on…


One more thing George, I have to concur with Darth_Snook who in this forum asks: Misogynist much?

Ok, the post is over now. Back to your cars.