Archive for the 'Politics' Category

23
Apr
09

I’m Afraid of Americans

It’s funny and sad. The United States is in America. He’s right there. There are of course a lot of other countries in North, Central & South America.  I wonder if Shepherd knows that. And what kind of name is Shepherd?

Yes you do /did torture America.

I know at the very least Fox Journalism should be listed next to Water Boarding as a type of torture. Thank the Buddah Australian TV news hasn’t gotten that bad (yet!)

Lucky Boris Yeltsin is Dead!

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17
Oct
08

Zombie McCain!

shoot him in the head! its the only way!

shoot him in the head! it's the only way!

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28
Sep
08

Albright still allright!! Whacka-Whacka! Bow-Bow!

64th US Secretary of State was the 1st on my list of diplomats to do

64th US Secretary of State was the 1st on my list of diplomats to 'do'

World is funny and sad again, so Boris returns to show you things from drunk/Russian perspective. But first I must confess to still having hots for Maddy Albright. It must be her Czechoslovakianess. When she visited me in Kremlin she was very smart, sexy, seductive and adventurous in the bedroom too – much more than dead fish; Barbara Bush.  Diplomatic mission-ary position her favourite. Involves flags and those comfy couches you always see us having productive chats with cups of tea on.

Anyway watch this video. These guys are good men too – still with it ya? Maybe not Kissinger he’s insane. I like that they speak of actual action not empty platitudes of ‘bringing democracy to the world’ (that old chestnut). Increase HIV aid spending, close Guantanamo, outlaw torture, lead climate change.  I hope all the candidates were taking notes.

Ahh maddy, still best the USA (via Czechoslovakia) has to offer. You’re just Lucky Boris Yeltsin Is Dead!

08
Dec
07

Every circus needs a freak

Boris is where every leader of the free-spending world is this week: the UN Climate Change Summit in Bali. And not a moment too soon…

A sensational lunatic has joined the Summit – the 3rd Viscount Monckton of Brenchley. Viscount Monckton is here to spread his anti-climate science propaganda – including littering the negotiators’ tables with shit-sheets before plenary sessions (see below flyer liberated from the Australian delegation’s desk – I hope they appreciate it…).

Monckton was a policy adviser to Margaret Thatcher – but also describes himself as an international business consultant, writer and inventor. Monckton claims that concern about the anthropogenic causes of global warming is simply a controversy catalyzed by “the need of the international left for a new flag to rally round” following the fall of the Berlin Wall in 1989.

In addition to his snake oil science, he also has some special views on addressing the HIV/AIDS epidemic. How do we confront the greatest humanitarian crisis of our time? In an article entitled “The Myth of Heterosexual AIDS”, Mi’lord Monckton said: “there is only one way to stop AIDS. That is to screen the entire population regularly and to quarantine all carriers of the disease for life. Every member of the population should be blood-tested every month … all those found to be infected with the virus, even if only as carriers, should be isolated compulsorily, immediately, and permanently.”

Nice one, fucknuts. I hope you get cholera.

You are so

Lucky Boris Yelstin is Dead.

04
Nov
07

Abbey Road 2007

Itsa lonely on the election trail!

26
Sep
07

Just because I was born here, doesn’t mean I give a sh!t about cricket*

The new Australian Citizenship Test kicks off next week. And it’s tough. The test asks questions like: What is a Bill? What is Australia’s floral emblem? What is the responsibility of every Australian? Who is Sir Donald Bradman? Try the practice test for yourself here.

It strikes us here at LBYiD! that these questions don’t necessarily reflect what it means to be truly Oz. So, along with every other chump with a keyboard, we’ve drafted…5 Questions That Should Be Asked On The New Citizenship Test

1. Shane Warne is:
(a) a cricket player
(b) a legend
(c) a bloody legend – CORRECT
(d) a misogynist dumb-shit

2. The correct place to store your Winnie Blues is:
(a) your pocket
(b) tucked into the sleeve of your t-shirt
(c) your school bag
(d) your nappy bag – CORRECT

3. Australia’s national anthem is:
(a) Khe Sahn – CORRECT
(b) Aussie, Aussie, Aussie…Oi Oi Oi [repeats] – CORRECT
(c) Neighbours, everybody needs good neighbours. With a little understanding, you can find a perfect blend. Neighbours, should be there for one another. That’s when good neighbours become good friends. [er…also CORRECT]
(d) Advance Australia Fair – CLEARLY WRONG. GO HOME.

4. Australia’s Prime Minister is:
(a) John Howard
(b) Peter Costello
(07) Kevin Rudd
(d) a c*nt
[this is clearly a trick question as there are several correct answers]

5. Which of the following groups of people should not be allowed to enter Australia:
(a) Muslims
(b) Asians
(c) Aborigines
(d) Poofters
(e) all of the above – CORRECT. CITIZENSHIP GRANTED. GO STRAIGHT TO PUB.

Lucky Boris Yeltsin is Dead!

* Boris does actually give a shit about cricket. But he’s Russian. And drunk.

23
Sep
07

Be Climate Conned

Don’t be climate conned by Nuclear Energy or John Howard 2007

More barrel-fish shooting over here at LBYiD!, to counter Lib’s propaganda machine, which seems to be in overdrive at the moment. You may have noticed their moronic “Be Climate Clever” ads making your TV feel dirty. We hope you’re not buying the ol’ green-washed uranium mining / nuclear energy lobby line they’re pushing! Read “Is nuclear power part of Australia’s global warming solutions?” by Professor Ian Lowe AO, ACF President, to hear an opposing view.

To summarise (in case you’re lazy like me):

  1. The economics of nuclear don’t stack up. The real cost is so much more expensive than any other renewable.
  2. Nuclear is too slow an option to respond to climate change. Even if they start building them tomorrow it will take 15 – 25 years to start pumping the juice out.
  3. Remember: building nuclear power plants and mining uranium are NOT carbon neutral activities kids.
  4. Uranium is a finite resource and there’s only about 50 years worth of the stuff in the ground (to meet global demand).
  5. Danger Will Robinson! Danger! Ola terroristas!
  6. Radioactive waste – no acceptable environmental and or economic plan for disposing the glow-in-the-dark stuff has been established yet.

Boris wouldn’t stand for it, I suppose that’s why Howard (that worm!) thinks:

Lucky Boris Yeltsin is Dead!

Photo courtesy of
Michal Brcak.

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