Archive for the 'Rogues' Category

23
Apr
09

I’m Afraid of Americans

It’s funny and sad. The United States is in America. He’s right there. There are of course a lot of other countries in North, Central & South America.  I wonder if Shepherd knows that. And what kind of name is Shepherd?

Yes you do /did torture America.

I know at the very least Fox Journalism should be listed next to Water Boarding as a type of torture. Thank the Buddah Australian TV news hasn’t gotten that bad (yet!)

Lucky Boris Yeltsin is Dead!

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14
Feb
09

Shot through the heart?

The lonely little town of Geolzhofen, where a lonely heart waits patiently for love

The lonely little town of Geolzhofen, where one lonely heart waits patiently for love.

It’s the day after Valentine’s Day and I know for many of you, Cupid’s arrow once again missed its mark. Stupid cherub.  I know life can be cruel in this regard comrade. You have my sympathy.  When you strip away all of its distractions you realise what’s really important is finding the right companion, a soul mate, the one. But chin up lonely heart, maybe your love has arrived in the form of one very special German “lady”. Meet my friend  Angelika Pellegrini who, coincidentally,  is also tragically single. She comes from a very small town in Bavaria. Geolzhofen only has a population of 7,000, so its hard to find like minded people that share common interests… You know like wetness. Clarkfred33s don’t grow on trees you know. So maybe Angelika is the one you’ve been looking for intrepid reader? Why not visit her Flickr photostream and ask yourself if you wouldn’t be happier right now, cosy in bed with Angelika.

Aren’t you lucky I have your best interests at heart? Aren’t you…

Lucky Boris Yeltsin Is Dead!

P.S: For those poor suckers out there without a Flickr account:

Angelika reclining on mattress in her space suit (wig off)

Angelika reclining on mattress in her space suit (wig off)

17
Oct
08

Zombie McCain!

shoot him in the head! its the only way!

shoot him in the head! it's the only way!

Click here to grab fun shit by Frightening Prospect

Click here to grab 'fun shit' by Frightening Prospect

08
Dec
07

Every circus needs a freak

Boris is where every leader of the free-spending world is this week: the UN Climate Change Summit in Bali. And not a moment too soon…

A sensational lunatic has joined the Summit – the 3rd Viscount Monckton of Brenchley. Viscount Monckton is here to spread his anti-climate science propaganda – including littering the negotiators’ tables with shit-sheets before plenary sessions (see below flyer liberated from the Australian delegation’s desk – I hope they appreciate it…).

Monckton was a policy adviser to Margaret Thatcher – but also describes himself as an international business consultant, writer and inventor. Monckton claims that concern about the anthropogenic causes of global warming is simply a controversy catalyzed by “the need of the international left for a new flag to rally round” following the fall of the Berlin Wall in 1989.

In addition to his snake oil science, he also has some special views on addressing the HIV/AIDS epidemic. How do we confront the greatest humanitarian crisis of our time? In an article entitled “The Myth of Heterosexual AIDS”, Mi’lord Monckton said: “there is only one way to stop AIDS. That is to screen the entire population regularly and to quarantine all carriers of the disease for life. Every member of the population should be blood-tested every month … all those found to be infected with the virus, even if only as carriers, should be isolated compulsorily, immediately, and permanently.”

Nice one, fucknuts. I hope you get cholera.

You are so

Lucky Boris Yelstin is Dead.

04
Nov
07

Abbey Road 2007

Itsa lonely on the election trail!

05
Sep
07

Tempted?

 

Now, I’ve long been a follower of the works of St Jude -the patron saint of drunks and lost causes (above left, hanging with the big J man), but I’ve recently (for one reason or another) stumbled upon the teachings of St Kevin – the patron saint for resisting temptation (above right).

St Kevin was an Irish monk who shunned the company of women, preferring the company of a cow, a blackbird and a very helpful otter . His disdain for the company of ladies was so strong that he is famed for having pushed an amorous woman into a patch of nettles (or in some references, off a cliff ). Other texts have Kevin fleeing the offending nubile by stripping off and leaping into the nettle patch himself (and throwing some nettles at the maiden for good measure). There are also some reports that when St K visited a New York strip club, he suffered from a hideous bought of amnesia.

St Kevin lived until he was 120.

I’m going to guess that they were 120 very long years.

23
Aug
07

Denton puts Sandilands on the ropes – TV & Radio – Entertainment – smh.com.au

Denton puts Sandilands on the ropes – TV & Radio – Entertainment – smh.com.au

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer arsehole. Go puny Denton-man, crush him with your giant head!

Lucky Boris Yeltsin Is Dead!

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