Archive for December, 2007


Some kind of two dimensional Chinese synchronised swimmers?

White House News Photographers Assoc.

As you do! Hmph, still persisting in calling that stupid splishy splash an Olympic sport.


*spits in pool*


*drinks vodka*

*urinates in pool*

*vodka again* x 5

*falls in pool*

*waves from the bottom*

*wonders if he’s being hypocritical now*

– Lucky Boris Yeltsin is Drowning (not waving)!


Every circus needs a freak

Boris is where every leader of the free-spending world is this week: the UN Climate Change Summit in Bali. And not a moment too soon…

A sensational lunatic has joined the Summit – the 3rd Viscount Monckton of Brenchley. Viscount Monckton is here to spread his anti-climate science propaganda – including littering the negotiators’ tables with shit-sheets before plenary sessions (see below flyer liberated from the Australian delegation’s desk – I hope they appreciate it…).

Monckton was a policy adviser to Margaret Thatcher – but also describes himself as an international business consultant, writer and inventor. Monckton claims that concern about the anthropogenic causes of global warming is simply a controversy catalyzed by “the need of the international left for a new flag to rally round” following the fall of the Berlin Wall in 1989.

In addition to his snake oil science, he also has some special views on addressing the HIV/AIDS epidemic. How do we confront the greatest humanitarian crisis of our time? In an article entitled “The Myth of Heterosexual AIDS”, Mi’lord Monckton said: “there is only one way to stop AIDS. That is to screen the entire population regularly and to quarantine all carriers of the disease for life. Every member of the population should be blood-tested every month … all those found to be infected with the virus, even if only as carriers, should be isolated compulsorily, immediately, and permanently.”

Nice one, fucknuts. I hope you get cholera.

You are so

Lucky Boris Yelstin is Dead.