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01
Nov
08

old man clarkfred33’s wet woman fetish

A spirited, Halloween costume swim! Drenching the costume is part of the spirit!

clarkfred33's muse/ wife, Valerie. Original caption reads: A spirited, Halloween costume swim! Drenching the costume is part of the spirit!

You can find the strangest people on the interweb. Whilst looking for Halloween foolishness I stumbled upon clarkfred33’s photostream and comrades, my life will never be the same again.

At first I thought, WTF that’s weird to be swimming in your halloween costume. However on further inspection it seems clarkfred33 encourages his wife; Valerie to jump into water – fully clothed – at any opportunity. I think I might have stumbled upon a kind of fetish for senior citizens. Or at least for clarkfred33 who fervently describes in his captions, how very wet, drenched, transparent and soaked Valerie is getting.

Remember clarkfred33 writes these descriptions they are borderline perverted, totally stupefying:

With the purse now getting wet, and clothes mostly soaked, it is time for a full drench and swim! Valerie didnt bother to shoreline her purse and shoes. They, along with all jewelry, went fully in, too!

With the purse now getting wet, and clothes mostly soaked, it is time for a full drench and swim! Valerie didn't bother to shoreline her purse and shoes. They, along with all jewelry, went fully in, too!

Valerie - Wading at night

Valerie's new white skirt is now drenched to transparent, and is somewhat floating. The silkish blouse still is not showing much wetness, even after dipping down to soak it!

We came home from a favorite dine and dance club, with heavy smoke lingering. Valerie decided to shower wash her hair, still in her best clothes! The clothes were going to have to get washed, anyway, so soaking them was part of the fun. March, 1989.

We came home from a favorite dine and dance club, with heavy smoke lingering. Valerie decided to shower wash her hair, still in her best clothes! The clothes were going to have to get washed, anyway, so soaking them was part of the fun. March, 1989.

Mostly no smiles, today, in this leather coat soak and drench sequence. Vals black and white skirt is now fully wet.

Mostly no smiles, today, in this leather coat soak and drench sequence. Val's black and white skirt is now fully wet.

Are you shaking your head in disbelief yet? Are you wondering if Valerie is always up for these “adventures” or is she being cajoled into it by clarkfred33? Well it gets a little more interesting comrade because when not taking happy snaps with his Fujifilm FinePix of his wife jumping into the surf, swimming pool, shower, jacuzzi, or fountains fully clothed, clarkfred33 doesn’t mind observing the younger ladies. Here’s a few typical shots, awkwardly titled and suggestively captioned:

Fun and enjoyment, here, as seen from the pier! Nice, pink bikini!

Fun and enjoyment, here, as seen from the pier! Nice, pink bikini!

This handstand lasted a bit longer than others; the balance was centered. It was fun to watch and photograph this beach enjoyment.

This handstand lasted a bit longer than others; the balance was centered. It was fun to watch and photograph this beach enjoyment.

Your photographer had attended the Red Bull Flugtag event hoping to see the crowd have water access, and maybe results such as this! No Tampa water access. This quick photo is at Clearwater Beach. Really nice white, wet pants scene, but please note there is a bathing suit on under there.

Your photographer had attended the Red Bull Flugtag event hoping to see the crowd have water access, and maybe results such as this! No Tampa water access. This quick photo is at Clearwater Beach. Really nice white, wet pants scene, but please note there is a bathing suit on under there.

And finally, may I present you the honest faced, drencher himself mr clarkfred33!!!:

My lady took this, just prior to the camera being put away. Your photographer then joined Valerie in a full swim, wearing the already wetted jacket. Shoes, wallet, and glasses went swimming, too. We did go to dinner, still dripping from the adventure!

clarkfred33 in a rare moment in front of the camera... the original caption reads: My lady took this, just prior to the camera being put away. Your photographer then joined Valerie in a full swim, wearing the already wetted jacket. Shoes, wallet, and glasses went swimming, too. We did go to dinner, still dripping from the adventure!

If you like clarkefred33’s work I encourage you leave a comment under the above photo.

Oh wetwoman fetishist, Happy Halloween! You’re just

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Sep
08

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02
Oct
07

Learning = Excellent

Learning = Excellent

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22
Aug
07

Those GenY bastards and their “happy world” [TM].

the GenY dream...

Those GenY bastards are erasing all stories that don’t belong in their “happy world” [TM].

Apparently they are hitting backspace on the whole of human history unless it fits into the 56 characters of their next SMS. Important stuff like Hiroshima, the AIDS epidemic and the fall of the Berlin Wall doesn’t affect their friend ranking on Johnny Football hero’s MySpace so they simple leave it out.

They also don’t believe the sky will ever fall on them because we have always had lots of cash lying around, under the mattress… you know… stuff, like the Toyota Yaris Papa will buy them when they get their driver’s license! What’s wrong with ancient Datsuns? I spit! Anyway, as far as GenY goes, our economy is perpetually growing stronger and the stock market will always be a bull, born in Pamplona.

What they need is a good old fashioned war (I’d even settle for a depression), where their ongoing survival isn’t so guaranteed and maybe throw in a good shalacking for good measure. In my day we did it with beetroot. The purple add a dramatic stain to the bruises. Nice.

My what a grumpy communist I’m being on my first blog post. Oh well fuck it.

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