Archive for September, 2008


McDonalds Horror Story

McDonalds Hamburger Horror

McDonalds Hamburger Horror

The McDonalds Hamburger on the right: 2008. The same McDonalds hamburger on the left: 1996!

Wellness educator and nutrition consultant Karen Hanrahan has kept a McDonald’s hamburger since 1996 to illustrate its nonexistent ability to decay. Aside from drying out and bit and having “the oddest smell,” it apparently hasn’t changed much in the past 12 years.


Dear Ronald.

American arse clown! What are you doing to our intestines? And boy how we heard about it  from you self righteous yanky blue jeans, when Chernobyl melted. How is this any different? In fact it’s much worst. Subtly you are poisoning the whole planet with those preservative packed patties. Not to mention all the other hate crimes you are committing onto man, the animals and the earth.


With all my heart I wish you dead clown.

Choke on the crap you peddle to the masses of poor ignoramouses


Lucky Boris Yeltsin Is Dead!

P.S: It’s good when you’re drunk though hey?


Albright still allright!! Whacka-Whacka! Bow-Bow!

64th US Secretary of State was the 1st on my list of diplomats to do

64th US Secretary of State was the 1st on my list of diplomats to 'do'

World is funny and sad again, so Boris returns to show you things from drunk/Russian perspective. But first I must confess to still having hots for Maddy Albright. It must be her Czechoslovakianess. When she visited me in Kremlin she was very smart, sexy, seductive and adventurous in the bedroom too – much more than dead fish; Barbara Bush.  Diplomatic mission-ary position her favourite. Involves flags and those comfy couches you always see us having productive chats with cups of tea on.

Anyway watch this video. These guys are good men too – still with it ya? Maybe not Kissinger he’s insane. I like that they speak of actual action not empty platitudes of ‘bringing democracy to the world’ (that old chestnut). Increase HIV aid spending, close Guantanamo, outlaw torture, lead climate change.  I hope all the candidates were taking notes.

Ahh maddy, still best the USA (via Czechoslovakia) has to offer. You’re just Lucky Boris Yeltsin Is Dead!


Boris Yeltsin

Boris Yeltsin, originally uploaded by mfrphoto.