Archive for the 'Politics' Category

23
Apr
09

I’m Afraid of Americans

It’s funny and sad. The United States is in America. He’s right there. There are of course a lot of other countries in North, Central & South America.  I wonder if Shepherd knows that. And what kind of name is Shepherd?

Yes you do /did torture America.

I know at the very least Fox Journalism should be listed next to Water Boarding as a type of torture. Thank the Buddah Australian TV news hasn’t gotten that bad (yet!)

Lucky Boris Yeltsin is Dead!

17
Oct
08

Zombie McCain!

shoot him in the head! its the only way!

shoot him in the head! it's the only way!

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28
Sep
08

Albright still allright!! Whacka-Whacka! Bow-Bow!

64th US Secretary of State was the 1st on my list of diplomats to do

64th US Secretary of State was the 1st on my list of diplomats to 'do'

World is funny and sad again, so Boris returns to show you things from drunk/Russian perspective. But first I must confess to still having hots for Maddy Albright. It must be her Czechoslovakianess. When she visited me in Kremlin she was very smart, sexy, seductive and adventurous in the bedroom too – much more than dead fish; Barbara Bush.  Diplomatic mission-ary position her favourite. Involves flags and those comfy couches you always see us having productive chats with cups of tea on.

Anyway watch this video. These guys are good men too – still with it ya? Maybe not Kissinger he’s insane. I like that they speak of actual action not empty platitudes of ‘bringing democracy to the world’ (that old chestnut). Increase HIV aid spending, close Guantanamo, outlaw torture, lead climate change.  I hope all the candidates were taking notes.

Ahh maddy, still best the USA (via Czechoslovakia) has to offer. You’re just Lucky Boris Yeltsin Is Dead!

08
Dec
07

Every circus needs a freak

Boris is where every leader of the free-spending world is this week: the UN Climate Change Summit in Bali. And not a moment too soon…

A sensational lunatic has joined the Summit – the 3rd Viscount Monckton of Brenchley. Viscount Monckton is here to spread his anti-climate science propaganda – including littering the negotiators’ tables with shit-sheets before plenary sessions (see below flyer liberated from the Australian delegation’s desk – I hope they appreciate it…).

Monckton was a policy adviser to Margaret Thatcher – but also describes himself as an international business consultant, writer and inventor. Monckton claims that concern about the anthropogenic causes of global warming is simply a controversy catalyzed by “the need of the international left for a new flag to rally round” following the fall of the Berlin Wall in 1989.

In addition to his snake oil science, he also has some special views on addressing the HIV/AIDS epidemic. How do we confront the greatest humanitarian crisis of our time? In an article entitled “The Myth of Heterosexual AIDS”, Mi’lord Monckton said: “there is only one way to stop AIDS. That is to screen the entire population regularly and to quarantine all carriers of the disease for life. Every member of the population should be blood-tested every month … all those found to be infected with the virus, even if only as carriers, should be isolated compulsorily, immediately, and permanently.”

Nice one, fucknuts. I hope you get cholera.

You are so

Lucky Boris Yelstin is Dead.