Priceless Cake

Thought I’d share the pain of this video of two yanky morons decorating a cake.

I think it qualifies as both funny and sad. Get ready to wince.

Lucky Boris Yeltsin is Dead! and doesn’t care much for cake decorations

The Village Petstore and Charcoal Grill

Via Wooster

When genius street artist Banksy gets his hands on animatronics and a shop in NY, NY. This is what happens. I like Banksy. He said this apparently:

Think outside the box, collapse the box, and take a fucking sharp knife to it.

—Banksy

Nuggets

Fish Fingers

Sausages (careful ladies, this one is quasi erotic)

Rabbit (now I’m aroused!)

Is this the bit where I give it stars or something?

Ok it’s quite good, how about: 42 stars? Happy? Reviewers make your life that much easier. Anyway I hope Banksy doesn’t stop the random, street based, “box-breaking”, sabotage art, winding up the slave capitalist paradigm. That shit rocks. Look here for more: http://www.flickr.com/groups/banksy/pool

~ Lucky Boris Yeltsin Is Dead! (and lucky that bunny’s cage is too small for a Russian)

McDonalds Horror Story

McDonalds Hamburger Horror

The McDonalds Hamburger on the right: 2008. The same McDonalds hamburger on the left: 1996!

Wellness educator and nutrition consultant Karen Hanrahan has kept a McDonald’s hamburger since 1996 to illustrate its nonexistent ability to decay. Aside from drying out and bit and having “the oddest smell,” it apparently hasn’t changed much in the past 12 years.

AN OPEN LETTER TO RONALD MCDONALD

Dear Ronald.

American arse clown! What are you doing to our intestines? And boy how we heard about it  from you self righteous yanky blue jeans, when Chernobyl melted. How is this any different? In fact it’s much worst. Subtly you are poisoning the whole planet with those preservative packed patties. Not to mention all the other hate crimes you are committing onto man, the animals and the earth.

FAIL!

With all my heart I wish you dead clown.

Choke on the crap you peddle to the masses of poor ignoramouses

Sincerely,

Lucky Boris Yeltsin Is Dead!

P.S: It’s good when you’re drunk though hey?

Paprika

Smokey Spanish Fellini?

Lucky Boris Yeltsin is Dead!