Thought I’d share the pain of this video of two yanky morons decorating a cake.
I think it qualifies as both funny and sad. Get ready to wince.
Lucky Boris Yeltsin is Dead! and doesn’t care much for cake decorations
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Meet Joey Gunz
Greetings! I'm Joey Gunz and you can check me out on line at www.joeygunz.com, glamor photographer for extra ordinare.
Joey Gunz is my new photography tutor and artistic mentor. Actually I’m getting so much out of his 16 part series on youtube I wish Joey could adopt me and teach me life skillz. Like, how do you grow an afro and pimp moustache? Watch these videos comrade, I find all the shiniest things on the internet and steal them for you… like a demented, drunk and drenched magpie.
(I had these videos embeded but for some reason they’re not working anymore so you’ll have to click on the links – sorry comrade!)
The Basics of Photography. In the first video Joey will smoothly take a photo of you with his camera phone… to illustrate his mastery of such things:
Understanding Your Photography Subject. In this illuminating chapter, Joey talks about loving his job… he’s a soft-core pornographer with the dashing looks of a Harlem pimp and the ego of a giant… guy… with lots of ego! Anyway it has nothing to do with understanding your photography subject but he had to brag about it somewhere right? It’s what makes Joey Gunz “extra ordinare”
Artistic Vision. Here, Joey improvs his nuts off. Of course you’re always in control and know exactly where he’s going with it. Chicken noodle soup! Chicken noodle soup!
There are many more pearls of wisdom on youtube. I leave you with words of immortal wisdom from joeygunz.com:
I have been to many places and I have seen many things, but nothing grasps and holds my attention like the power of allure. It draws me closer and blows me away like a speck of dusk floating on the wind. I am consumed at its pursuit. I see its visions in my slumber. I cannot rest. I will capture you allure, you are my prey. I will hunt you down and in 1/60 of a second I will make you mine forever and I will find happiness in my resolve to share you with the world.
- JoeY GunZ
Smoking behind the sheds on the oval, at the Joey Gunz School of Photography you’re all,
Lucky Boris Yeltsin is Dead!
clarkfred33's muse/ wife, Valerie. Original caption reads: A spirited, Halloween costume swim! Drenching the costume is part of the spirit!
You can find the strangest people on the interweb. Whilst looking for Halloween foolishness I stumbled upon clarkfred33’s photostream and comrades, my life will never be the same again.
At first I thought, WTF that’s weird to be swimming in your halloween costume. However on further inspection it seems clarkfred33 encourages his wife; Valerie to jump into water – fully clothed – at any opportunity. I think I might have stumbled upon a kind of fetish for senior citizens. Or at least for clarkfred33 who fervently describes in his captions, how very wet, drenched, transparent and soaked Valerie is getting.
Remember clarkfred33 writes these descriptions they are borderline perverted, totally stupefying:
With the purse now getting wet, and clothes mostly soaked, it is time for a full drench and swim! Valerie didn't bother to shoreline her purse and shoes. They, along with all jewelry, went fully in, too!
Valerie's new white skirt is now drenched to transparent, and is somewhat floating. The silkish blouse still is not showing much wetness, even after dipping down to soak it!
We came home from a favorite dine and dance club, with heavy smoke lingering. Valerie decided to shower wash her hair, still in her best clothes! The clothes were going to have to get washed, anyway, so soaking them was part of the fun. March, 1989.
Mostly no smiles, today, in this leather coat soak and drench sequence. Val's black and white skirt is now fully wet.
Are you shaking your head in disbelief yet? Are you wondering if Valerie is always up for these “adventures” or is she being cajoled into it by clarkfred33? Well it gets a little more interesting comrade because when not taking happy snaps with his Fujifilm FinePix of his wife jumping into the surf, swimming pool, shower, jacuzzi, or fountains fully clothed, clarkfred33 doesn’t mind observing the younger ladies. Here’s a few typical shots, awkwardly titled and suggestively captioned:
Fun and enjoyment, here, as seen from the pier! Nice, pink bikini!
This handstand lasted a bit longer than others; the balance was centered. It was fun to watch and photograph this beach enjoyment.
Your photographer had attended the Red Bull Flugtag event hoping to see the crowd have water access, and maybe results such as this! No Tampa water access. This quick photo is at Clearwater Beach. Really nice white, wet pants scene, but please note there is a bathing suit on under there.
And finally, may I present you the honest faced, drencher himself mr clarkfred33!!!:
clarkfred33 in a rare moment in front of the camera... the original caption reads: My lady took this, just prior to the camera being put away. Your photographer then joined Valerie in a full swim, wearing the already wetted jacket. Shoes, wallet, and glasses went swimming, too. We did go to dinner, still dripping from the adventure!
If you like clarkefred33’s work I encourage you leave a comment under the above photo.
Oh wetwoman fetishist, Happy Halloween! You’re just
Lucky Boris Yeltsin Is Dead!
